Okay, people, it’s gone too far.
Apparently, this is a counting book. As in, “2 rich gentlemen, 3 houses, 4 marriage proposals.” The same company also does Jane Eyre and Romeo & Juliet for toddlers. (How does Romeo & Juliet end? “2 suicides”? Ack! Not for toddlers!)
Am I crazy? Because the book seems to be selling well on Amazon, so apparently lots of people love the idea.
Thanks to my friend Catherine for sending me this.